martes, 27 de enero de 2009

Caperuzón Nasal • Dr. Alejo Sloan


"De pequeño me tiraban piedras por la calle al grito de
¡Ahí viene el Chato! …era horrible"
¿Cuántas veces a escuchado esta queja?
Seguro que cientos.
A partir de este momento nunca más porque he creado
el Caperuzón Nasal.
Otro nuevo avance revolucionario en la cosmética y belleza.
Una simple aplicación le garantiza el crecimiento de su apéndice de 5 a 7 cms en media hora.
Así de fácil. Así de comodo
sin molestas y dolorosas operaciones estéticas:

1. Póngase el Caperuzón Nasal como si se pusiera una careta de doble goma, es decir, una goma en cada oreja dejando que el Caperuzón Nasal encaje perfectamente en su mini-apéndice.
2. Notará como si le picaran 32 insectos en nariz.
No se preocupe, es normal.
Pasados 30 minutos quíteselo
y la diferencia será notable y usted será feliz.
3. Repita la operación tantas veces como sea necesario.
4. Es usted una persona nueva.

caperuzon-nasal

¡Precaución!:
Hasta que no le coja bien la medida a su nueva nariz,
tenga cuidado al cerrar la puerta de su automóvil.

17 Comments:

Machete said...

Completamente átonito encuentrome ahora mismo...no se que decir. ¿Dejarán los "weys" de ser chatos y pasaran inadvertidos entre nuestra sociedad?...

Chatobarato said...

Ya nadie se volverá a reir de mi preguntándome: "¿chato, de donde eres?", y yo que soy de naturaleza confiao, contestaba mi lugar de origen, pena de mi, joder. Así que le digo que Dios le bendiga, Doctor y que el día que por fin lo secuestren en condiciones, lo torturen y después lo más seguro es que lo maten, yo promoveré una fundación o similar con el fin de que lo beatifiquen.

Dr. Alejo Sloan said...

Queridos clientes, ante la avalancha de pedidos del Caperuzón Nasal recibidos desde su puesta a la venta hasta hoy, nos es grato comunicarles que también ponemos a su disposición una nueva varieante con olor a pino. Así, mientras notan el suave escozor producido por los ácaros en la nariz, sentiran una agradable sensación de libertad, ya que el olor a pino tiene el poder de trasladarlos a la naturaleza más salvaje.
Sin más se despide su seguro servidor, Dr. Alejo Sloan

Fernando Afondo said...

Sr. Sloan me pido ambos lados de todas las narices tratadas con su producto para zona publicitaria movil ya que este negocio creo que traera pingues beneficios a ambos. Sin mas, espero pronta respuesta.

Carlos C. Laínez said...

Estimado señor Afondo, siento comunicarle que el espacio ya fue contratado esta mañana, según me comunica la Srta. Rushmore por una importante empresa de fabricación de pañuelos de papel. De todas maneras no dude que en cuanto expire el contrato vigente se lo haremos saber con prontitud. Se despide afectuosamente, El Dr. Alejo Sloan

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